Blackmailers Don’t Shoot realized earlier today that we forgot to leave a link to the Weekly World News in Monday’s edition of This Stupid Week. The intern who forgot to link it has been shot, and we wish to inform our readers that Bigfoot has been spotted in Canada.
The footage has been viewed thousands of times on YouTube with believers claiming it is evidence that the ape-like creature, known as sasquatch, actually exists.
Scientists have dismissed the Bigfoot theory, claiming it is a mixture of a hoax, folklore and incorrect identification. But Bigfoot experts have dismissed scientists as a bunch of “close-minded, eggheaded fools.”
The world’s only reliable news source has video at the link. They will not be overlooked in next Monday’s link roundup.