Alternate headline: I Was Tweeted by a Porn Star and My Girlfriend Didn’t Get Mad
Last week when Blackmailers Don’t Shoot boldly threw its support behind undeclared New York City mayoral candidate and former porn star Mary Carey, many people balked. They told us we were crazy. They told us that it was impossible. They told us that the joke wasn’t very funny.
They were wrong.
For not only is Ms. Carey now aware that she is running for mayor, but support for her candidacy is beginning to grow. So you naysayers, worrywarts and pessimists can go pound sand.
The last thing that New York City needs is some amateur who can’t get aroused when he isn’t in the presence of a cell phone, and can carry on a tawdry affair without actually getting any. No, what New York needs is big ideas. And big boobs.
Mary Carey for Mayor – because New York doesn’t need a dried up old Weiner.
Update: Reblogged by Mike G. He received part of today’s Mary Careylanche.
Update 2: Welcome to Mary Carey’s friends and fans. And thanks to Mary Carey for being so cool.
Update 3: Reblogged with commentary by Regular Right Guy.